| MLS Cup Champions (0): | none |
| MLS Cup Appearances (0): | none |
| 1/2 Finals Appearances (0): | none |
| 1/4 Finals Appearances (2011-) (0): | none |
| Playoff Appearances (4): | 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 |
| Supporters Shield (0): | none |
| US Open Cup (0): | none |
| CONCACAF Championships (0): | none |
| Conference Championships (1): | 2007 |
| Most Valuable Player (0): | none |
| Goal of the Year (0): | none |
| Coach of the Year (2): | 2006 -- Bob Bradley |
| 2007 -- Preki | |
| Goalkeeper of the Year (2): | 2007 -- Brad Guzan |
| 2009 -- Zach Thornton | |
| Defender of the Year (0): | none |
| Rookie of the Year (1): | 2006 -- Jonathan Bornstein |
| Individual Fair Play (0): | none |
| Team Fair Play (0): | none |
| Comeback Player of the Year (1): | 2009 -- Zach Thornton |
| Newcomer of the Year (0): | none |
| Save of the Year (0): | none |
| Humanitarian of the Year (0): | none |
| MLS Cup MVP (0): | none |
| Goals Scored (0): | none |
| Assists (0): | none |
| Goals Against Average (1): | 2009 -- Zach Thornton |
| Wins (0): | none |
| Saves (0): | none |
| Shutouts (2): | 2007 -- Brad Guzan |
| 2009 -- Zach Thornton | |
| Goalkeeper (2): | 2007 -- Brad Guzan |
| 2009 -- Zach Thornton | |
| Defender (1): | 2007 -- Jonathan Bornstein |
| Midfielder (1): | 2008 -- Sacha Kljestan |
| Forward (0): | none |